Ladies and gental creatures, I would like to welcome you to The Laughing Corpse. Tonight we a have a NEW and SPECIAL comedian who will be making her first appearence on stage before you very lucky people. Now please put your hands togehter and welcome, straight from Darkness Wave...LadyDevimon!!

Yes you heard right, I would like to thank them. It is after all their pathetic lives that have given me the basis for my comedy act. Oh and thanks to Lady Dragon for hooking me up with TLC. Now those of you who are hardcore digidestined fans and suporters who secretly jerk off at the thought of meeting a DD and who are already slightly offened by my comments and who will be further insulted at the thought of me exploiting their HARD *vulgar gesture* kept secrets please stay. I will derive *purrs*pleasure from you coruption. Speaking of corruption have any of you noticed just how sweet and innocent little TK is? You see I heard this nasty rumor not long ago that in season02 he was a bit pervese and this newfounded vulgarness was due to Yamato's bad influence on his brother. But who's to say it was really Yamato, I mean seriously anybody who has younger or older siblings knows this routine. Parents leave with the oldest in charge house is fine with the little angel smiling sweetly as soon as that door shuts Bam! Little devil is sitting there door opens little angel right?

We have the typical domestic picture of a single mother by the name of Nancy working in the kitchen, listening to her five year-old son TKplaying with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is
the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your asses in the train,
cause we're going down the tracks".

Now the horrified Nancy goes in and tells her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." So two hours later, TK comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and Nancy hears her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears TK continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
Now he appears to be the TK we all know and despise ne? Well Nancy thought so to and just as she begins to smile, she hears TK add, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.".

*feeling more relaxed* Now with stunts like that one surely would expect this tottling little brat to be the child of Hope ne? Maybe a hope for everlasting foulness but not anything worthwhile surely, but I think the child of Light tottaly tops my top ten list of foul little hellions:
Now little Hikari came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner one day. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted.
"Mom", she says "I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Hikari was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into numerous fights with her older brother and smaller children at home and at school. So Hikari's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday. Little Hikari, of course, thought she did. Hikari's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted Hikari to reflect on her behavior over the last year. "Go to your room, Hikari", she said "and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Hikari stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
Dear God,
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a pink one with a little basket on it.
Your friend, Hikari

Hikari knew that wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl that year so she tore up the letter and started over.
Dear God,
I have been an "OK" girl this year. I still would
really like a bike for my birthday.
Hikari
Hikari knew she could not send this letter to God
either. So she wrote a third letter.
God,
I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very
sorry. I will be a good girl if you just send me a bike
for my birthday. Please! Thank you,
Hikari

Now Hikari knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a bike. By now Hikari was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mom that she wanted to go to church. Hikari's mother thought her plan had worked as Hikari looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Hikari's mother told her. Hikari walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Hikari went into the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see if anyone was there. Hikari bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. She slipped it under her shirt and ran out of the
church, down the street, into the house, and up to her room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Hikari began to write her letter to God.
God,
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND
THE BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO

I dont know about you but it sure seems to me the most foul mouthed children got the "sweetest" digimon, or did they? I mean how "sweet" and holy can an angel be when she's flashing her tits in front of everybody's face?:
A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two "angels" showed up. One was a good-looking blonde lad in his mid-twenties by the name of Angemon, and the other was a gorgeous blonde about the same age by the name of Angewomon. The circus owner told them, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious mother fucker lion. He ate my last tamer Lillymon, so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment: Chair, whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

Angewomon said, "I'll go first." She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun and stepped right into the lion's cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her. About halfway there, she threw off her breast-plates, revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, kissed
them, and then rested his head at her feet. The circus owner's mouth was on the floor. He said, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turned to Angemon and asked, "Can you top that?" The Angemon replied, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."