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August 30, 2003

For archive's sake here is an extremely funny lil email joke I got a li while ago, very cute:

RENT FOR APARTMENT

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment, I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady!

Told ya it was funny!

@ 1:05 pm

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Typical Troubles: the school, the car.

August 25, 2003

GAH!! This 'being a dedicated student' is a lot harder than I thought it would be ;_; If I'm not studying I'm in class or in the labs, if not that then I'm in a daze. Dosn't help matters much that the parental unit refuses to purchase groceries and so my stomache is rumbling constantly from lack of food. ^_^' See I went ahead and got myself a new car, the Dodge Neon, and so I have NO MONEY to spend on any unecesary things. I really hadn't planned on having to buy my own groceries, hell I'm still at home in an atempt to save money for my transfer to Alabama for crying out loud!

Anyway want a list of the food I ate today? 1 apple eaten at about 12:00 that was my breakfast/lunch. And one piece of chicken eaten at about 5:30 that was my dinner. I was gonna eat this blueberry muffin I found at the back of the frezzer but it was freezer-burned x.X Yeah so anyway I am not the epitome of the hungry college student and I'm not even having to srounge up money for rent and utilities to pay for an apartment in a state I've never been to just to go to a college to get a bachlor's in Forensic Science and pay out of state tuition yet!!

But hey, I have a new car and it's awesome so there!

@ 7:51 pm

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New Semester

August 19, 2003

Well I have gone to every new class of mine at least once now. I'm glad I made a promise to myself to really settle down and focus on school this year - I'm gonna need to. None of my classes allow numerous absentees, missed tests, late assignments ect... CJ and Anthropology will probably be the most difficult - just got a feeling.

My hunt for the perfect car seems to have gone downhill. Went to Jack Key, the only Chevy Cavalier (2001) in my imediate price range - its a lemon. Poor sales dude never met a woman before who knows something about cars. ^^' I so freaked him out when I took the car for a test drive started naming things wrong with it and then when we got back to the lot popped the hood and started checking everything out. You should have seen the look on his face.

Anyway the Cavalier has some shot wiring, there is AT LEAST a fuse burned out -not quite too sure on that one. On the test drive the light came on for 'check gages' and stayed on, it didn't go off after a while like a light is supposed to do when you first turn on a car. Engine was horibly dirty and get this; it had over 50,000 miles already on it. It's a friggin 2001!!! So not cool.

Found a 2000 DOde Neon in my imediate price range in friggin Burnt Orange x_X looks great and besides the alignment being off tis wonderful. Has some dings and scratches but the insde, beautiful. However its a DODGE and well its a NEON. Begars cant be choosers, I know, I'm gonna look at Mack Backer's again - hope theres something there that I can afford and the payments wont kill me. I would really rather save up and THEN buy a car, this way I dont have to do the payment thing and just pay in full. Alsa that shall not happen, Aya (present car's name) has had over $1000 put into to get it back up to par - yet something else just went wrong, two weeks after I replaced the fuel pump. Now the fuel pump wasn't cheap, it was in the tank so labor was twice as high! x_X three hundred dollars just for the fuel pump. I think its the module thats going out now and there is no way I'm putting more money into the car. I have TWO jobs and I'm going to school full time, I NEED a reliable car; and I'm sorry bumming rides is NOT a reliable ride. So yeah anyway, trading Aya in and here's hopping I can get me something of value. Anyway wish me luck!

Which Yohji Are You? @ Weiß Versa

What's your favourite flavour of Duo?
quiz by Ponderosa

Nittle

Nittle Grasper!

Which Gravitation Band Would You Best Fit Into?
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You are one unique person! o.o You like things done your way and will not settle for anything else. You have a thing for various weapons and you love to blackmail other people. >D You are very dedicated to your work and have many connections. XD

Which Gravitation Character Are YOU?
Take the quiz at Dare to Dream

@ 8:11 pm

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Misty Went MIA! :'(

August 17, 2003

Okay now I'm just really sad. Today marks the second week that my cat, Misty, has been missing. ;_; I let her go outside because she really just cant stand to be confined to the house and then suddenly she's nowhere to be found.

At first I didn't think much of her disapearance because she does like to go AWOL for a couple of days in a row every now and again, but never before have I not seen hide nor hair of her for two weeks straight!

Damn it I could kick myself for letting her go outside. I cant help but picture her dead on the side of the road or as some vicious dog's chew toy. She's my oldest, about eight years old now and damn it I just dont know whether to give up hope of seeing her turn up at my window one night yapping and bitching to be let in, or to just give up and believe she is gone. I really am a horrible pet owner, I mean common sense should have told me not to let her go outside! >.
On another sad not Montes didn't get a chance this weekend to take a look at my car so it is still sitting in the driveway, not going anywhere. I so hate Aya. Been looking around, thinking of trading Aya in for a nice (used) 2003 Chevy Cavalier coupe. Its got about 15,000 miles on it comes with am/fm stereo, cd player, ac/heater, power steering, automatic locks, and a bunch of other features I cant remember. It does sadly come with both driver and front passenger air bags. I so hate those things, maybe I can get Ben to disable them for me.

I was told I havn't been doing many quizes lately, but I guess people dont rumage through the playpen at Nanashi much. seriously I can keep the results of EVERY quiz I take can I? So yeah, since school starts tomorrow I'm chilling and enjoying my last free day.

which member of nittle grasper are you? click here!

You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?
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HASH(0x86e39f0)

You're a SCARY yaoi fangirl.

Are you a yaoi fangirl?
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According to the Alien Abduction Test There is a 82% chance that I've been abducted by Aliens!

Which X2 Character Are You?

Oh so right . . . or just WRONG? You're the only ones that know. And you're not telling. Who's Your Inner Weiß Pairing? @ Weiß Versa

@ 11:57 am

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Car Troubles

August 13, 2003

Grrr!! Evil Aya!! (my car) *sigh* Last night I had to get to work, car wouldn't start. It cranked but the engine would not turn over. So I was thinking it might be the alternator, but as my mum pointed out to me "if its the alternator then why do your lights, radio and horn work?" Yeah, the alternator would have drained the battery...so what then?

Got in the car this morning, car started beautifully. I'm thinking my car is PMSing. Get in the car later today, smae shit happens again. Car wont start. >_
I could have called other people but it seemed pointless seeing as how most were in Las Cruces (30minutes away) and I was like two maybe three miles from home. I'm sitting there talking on the phone for a bit before I decide to give Aya one last try. Stick the key in and turn, nada. Did it again, same results. I was about ready to kick the car, scream bloody murder, SOMETHING!! When I thought back to all the anger management stuff, took a deep breath and said: "okay stay calm, try again." Gave the key a turn, engine wanted to crank but not quite there, reved it a bit and BAM! Car started. I was just down the road from the gas station but I said fuck it and turned the car around and headed home. People tend to be bitchy with you if your car is stalled in front of the gas pump after all. =^_^=

Talked it over with a few people, alternator might be going out but most likely its the thermostat that needs replacing. So lets see, I just got a new fuel pump installed, need new tires, gotta get a new front bumper, paint job, and now a thermostat. >_@ I think I might get the thermostat and then just take Aya in to the dealership and see what they'll give me, and then see if there is a reliable car in the lot thats in my price range. Here's hoping I can get me a Pontiac.

@ 2:21 pm

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*yawn*

August 11, 2003

not much to write about really. I've just been working on my sites, getting last minute things taken care of for school, working on my car, talking to buds, and trying to earn some cash. See? Not much at all. Oh yeah, had to clean my room. >_
I dont recognise my wardrobe anymore. I mean you pull open a drawer or open a closet, and besides a few colored bras t-shirts and underwear every thing was either black red or white. Now I've got pinks, tans, purples, greens, blues ect... Its all because of Vector -_-' all black tends to look too, drab and stern when selling so my mother got it into her head to buy me all these blouses, sweaters, slacks and even dresses. I think something is seriously wrong with me. Wouldn't most girls be like jumping for joy because they're Mum bought them all kinds of 'fashionable clothes'?

YOU ARE ... MYSTERIOUS HERO! (Squall Leonhart from
FFVIII [ff8])

What Kind of Anime Character Are You?
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Yeah, anymone who knows me knows that, that is seriously a joke. Mysterious hero? Give me a break!

Now this quiz result made me laugh like crazy.

You're Perfect ^^

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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Uh-huh. Eyah, sure whatever. I think I'm a little too loving and tomboyish ;_; I mistaken or written off as the 'cool girl friend' or the 'little sister' notice that girl friend in this sense is not meant in the romantic sense. >_
Sorry! I just got overly depressed with that quiz. Perfect Girlfriend? Try too perfect, I'm just a friend to most. x_X

@ 9:56 pm

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Returning?

August 6, 2003

Eh heh, I have been very negligent with this blog ne? My apologies, I think I actually completely forgot I had one . . .ANYWAY! please bare with me, the host I have for WDBSE's files and archives is acting up on me, so I'll be trying to transfer them soon.

Cool thing, I got a new job! I'm working at the Special Events Center at the Pan Am ^__^ Free concerts for me!!

@ 2:43 pm

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