To be upset about being pretty much forced to “donate” $5 to some charity that I don’t even know of? It’s pretty safe to say that my money will not be put to buying Suunto watches for someone’s Christmas gift, but it still pisses me off that I had to contribute $5 for some charity. [...]

I’m talking about cell phones that is, not what you probably first thought. The people I work with seem to always have their phones glued to their hands and whip ‘em out first chance they get. They text each other (even though they’re just a few feet away) text family and friends, surf the web, [...]

Ah, late night television, you leave much to be desired. I see commercials that manage to make me feel positively obese and obscene, commercials for Maritime Injury Lawyer and agencies that are on the other side of the country, and programs trying to sell products that make me seriously wonder if people are stupid enough [...]

I was absolutely thrilled to hear I had been hired earlier, especially since I had come to believe that it was all but certain I wasn’t getting the job. But now I find myself grumbling a bit. Why? Well you see, this job requires that I wear business casual attire to work. I should have [...]

I’m walking taller today, and it’s not because I took a dose of some sort of magical human growth hormone that made me shoot up five inches in height. No, I am walking taller today because at long last, I have secured steady employment. Tomorrow I will go in and fill out the paperwork and [...]