Joana is a 24yr old 
You’re A Dog!
Work - - Posted on November, 14 at 11:52 am
Yesterday pretty much sucked big time. First of all, it seemed that we got all the jerks to call to call that day. Oh, don’t get me wrong, I got a lot of the older men who typically hit on me when I call and the nice older women too, but I mean the jerks really popped out of the woodwork.
Not to mention my stats took a nosedive since I only got a couple of sales to boot. But hey, it could have been worse, I could have gotten a big fat 0. Right?
The post title “you’re a dog!” is actually what one person said when they picked up the phone before slamming it back down. 
I had another rant and rave at me about how many times I had called them, not Wells Fargo mind you, me. Apparently I called her the night before, that morning, again that afternoon, and now late in the evening. And she “knew” it was me because she recognized my name and voice and was going to “report” me to Wells Fargo for harassment. First of all, I only work the night shifts, and the dialer won’t let the same person call the same number twice in the same day, unless it’s a redial, and you have to have supervisor authorization. Obviously I couldn’t have called her as much as she alleged. Paranoid, much?
And of course I had a few of the women who don’t like me calling for their men. One of my supervisors theorizes that I have a very beautiful and happy “telephone” voice, which is why so many men hit on me on the phone and why so many girlfriends and wives demand to know why I’m calling their husbands and insist I tell them what it’s all about in order to test the validity of my claims.
I also got a lot for really wack calls too. One was this Vietnamese woman who didn’t want the program, but kept agreeing to everything regardless. I so could have gotten a sale and an upsale as well from her, but my conscious demanded I back out of that phone call. She stated, “I’m not interested in the program” I read her the rebuttal, I get to the part that asks if she wants to be enrolled, she says “Yes, but I not interested” then says again “Yes, I say yes”. Damn my morals. Speaking of Vietnamese, I had a guy who who just latched onto the “$100 preferred savings card” and that was it. “I get $100 card, yes? I want $100 card!” - that’s all he said.
There were some interesting questions too, like, can my personal assistant replace my private detective? Can I use my personal assistant buy and sell unlocked cell phones, or my favorite, can my personal assistant handle my upcoming court case? These were all serious questions too, not jokes.
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People are really obnoxious but really, call people can be annoying too. No one enjoys getting sales calls that interrupt their happy time at home.
LOL I don’t really get sales calls, but I’m telling you - I swear, I’d like to smack some of the people who call ME at work. They call ME and then yell at me for trying to sell to them. *rolls eyes*
Lol. I wouldn’t enjoy getting all those sales calls either, but the fact that some women feel threatened by you is hilarious.