I am the sole witness to a heinous crime, as such, I have decided [read: forced] to join the witness protection program. I have been given a whole new identity. I have a new job, live in a new city, and even have my own place! I guess you could say that I don’t find being in the witness protection program too troublesome.

Want to know where they relocated me, what my new job is, or why I don’t really mind anymore? Well I can’t tell you that. But if you watch this video I made below, you might get a hint:

So where am I? I gave you a little background about one of the places I visit daily, as well as a few other clues. If you know me, than guessing where they’ve stashed me should be pretty damn easy. Yes? If not, well, listen again to the tidbits and especially the background noise. Giving you actual images would be a total giveaway.

So take a guess! Post your best guess in your comment and let’s see who can figure it out.

Yeah, this post was completely inspired by USA Network’s new original series In Plain Sight, which premiers on June 1st, 2008. I would really love to watch it because it looks like it’s going to be action packed and thrilling. The series will revolve around Mary Shannon, a U.S. Deputy Marshal who works with the federal witness protection program. Trying to find the balance between protecting the people in the program and her own dysfunctional family, now that has got to be good.

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