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Beer in the Bathroom? - It’s Biker Body Wash!
Health and Beauty - - Posted on October, 23 at 7:12 pm
Joana, por que hay cerveza en el bano? (translation: Joana, why is there beer in the bathroom?) was the first thing out of my grandfather’s mouth after he had been home for a few minutes.
Apparently he wandered into the bathroom and saw the bottle of Big Bad Mama’s Biker Body Wash sitting on the counter and instead of looking at the label, just saw the bottle and got very confused. 
To make it even funnier, my mom, upon entering the bathroom saw the bottle on the counter, picked it up and took it to the kitchen, mumbling something about idiots putting drinks in the bathroom the whole way! Come on guys, it doesn’t look that much like a beer does it? 
As you may have guessed, my order of biker body wash came in today! I came back from the post office in time to see the UPS man getting into his truck in fact. 
So naturally I ran inside and opened it up in a hurry. Once I got it out of it’s package and popped open the bottle to take a whiff I immediately had to go take a shower…even though I had just taken one no less than three hours ago. 
I came out smelling like jail bait, that’s the name of the scent I chose which is actually wild cherry. 
My thoughts on the product:
- Upon opening the package I was duly impressed. It was wrapped in thick bubble wrap and padded with snow. I rarely get packages from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or even Avon that are that carefully wrapped. Big thumbs up Mama.
- The container the bottle came in is adorable, and the lid is a screwable one with a cork. In other words, no dripping or leaking from this bottle.
- The product itself smelled heavenly and left me feeling not only clean but my skin felt soft, fresh, and I want to say rejuvinated* for lack of a better word.
Because I have sensitive skin I’m always a bit leary of trying scented body lotion, wash, or scrubs. They have a tendency to dry my skin out or cause me to develop a rash. I was very pleased to see that Biker Body Wash did not do this. I left the shower with smooth soft skin, as if I’d used my normal sensitive skin soap. I seriously regret that I didn’t also pick up some lotion, as from what I heard from fellow bloggers, it was just as satisfactory.
On top of this I got a bar of Skin Free (TM) extra moisturizing soap to try out. I didn’t try it out this time, since I wanted to try the body wash, but I will definately give it a try tomorrow. It’s supposed to be for delicate, sensitive, or very dry skin so I have high hopes for it.
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I speak Spanish, too. My husband is from El Salvador. Cool
lol that was funny! but honestly it does look like a beer bottle even to me haha.
Great post Joana! Your Grandpa must wonder what the world is coming to…
Big Bad Mama Biker has some cool products - I love the bar of Skin Free soap.
Tee,
Who would have thought to hear that right?
I was sitting at the computer when he said that and for a moment I couldn’t help but think “what the hell is he talking about?” before it clicked. 
I had to put it in the post, it was just too funny.
So if I go off on random tangents in Spanish I know at least one reader will understand them right?
My family, on my mother’s side, immigrated from Spain to Mexico during the colonization of the Americas. They settled down here in what is now New Mexico and become Americans after the the Gadsden Purchase. As such, my father immigrated from Mexico, so I’ve grown up with the language pounded into my head. You can imagine the uproar when I started learning and speaking Japanese. 
Laine,
Well it is in a beer bottle and is supposed to look like one. If I hadn’t have known it wasn’t I would probably be making the same mistake they did.
I just found it so funny that he just saw the bottle and reacted and didn’t even read the label. 
Heather,
Indeed, after I explained it to him he muttered something to that affect and walked away shaking his head.
They do have some awesome products. I’m going to be buying some lotion now. I am seriously tempted to get the edible oils as well…
That’s awesome that you know so many details about your heritage. So much of mine has been lost or swept under the rug. I know that I’m Austrian-Jewish, Russian-Jewish, German, Irish, and Native American (but not the tribe.)
My husband has no idea about his. So many generations were born in El Salvador. His ancestors could have been natives, Spanish, Asian or a mix of those.
And our kids are all of that and who knows what else
My older sister lived out in NM for a few years. She moved back East and misses it sometimes. I visited her once and loved it, too.
LMAO it doesn’t look that much like beer. Yay for rash-free body wash
Heh. Mine did not get as much of a reaction from people who saw it in my bathroom. I can only assume they are not surprised to see a bottle of beer sitting on my sink. *sigh*
Angie,
^^; Not surprising to see a bottle of beer in your bathroom huh? Hm, my mind is filling up with all kinds of possibilities as to what your house is like now.
Sad, huh? We don’t usually have alcohol in the house and things are pretty tidy, so I was surprised that none of the company I had this week even mentioned it
Silly Joana, drinking in the bathroom again…haha kidding! kidding! And yes, it does look a lot like a beer bottle, although I suppose if one stopped to READ it…
Joana washing biker body wash eh…? Shocking!
Angie,
That makes it even more comical. Especially since, in comparison, I’m the one who misplaced her house keys….in the freezer!
Moira,
Ah, but that’s just it. Most people don’t stop and read, and there’s the proof of it!
Would you like a bottle for Christmas? Go to the site, pick out what you want, and email it to me and I’ll get you something.
My parents would have said the exact same thing your grandfather said… except maybe in a more concerned/angry voice. Lol.
That’s great you found something that doesn’t irritate your skin so much. Hurray!
(Since ‘tomorrow’ has passed…) How’s the bar soap?